I found it funny....and true...What you think?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Love the neighbour. But don't get caught.
Behind every sucessful man, there is a woman. But there are two for unsucessful man.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise man never marry, and when they marry they beome otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Children in backseats casue accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result!
5 comments:
Ha! You are a naughty one.
That's why I like Garfield so much.
hey~ where did u get this?its so funny..i love it!!
haha, i like the going to sleep one..
hehehe, my dear stinky, u like that cause u like to sleep too?
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