Saturday, April 07, 2007

4 with five passengers parachute

I found this joke on newspaper.

An aircraft is about to spiral out of control and crashed helicopter with five passengers, but only with 4 parachute.


One passenger said : "I was' a man 'Beckham, the most popular soccer star. If I died, The fans will be sad world; So I am not dead. "

So, he had a parachute and jump off the plane.

Second passenger said : "I was Anzuli Nuoqiaoli, the world's most beautiful woman. If I get killed The men around the world will regret. I can not die. "

She took a parachute jumping.

Third passenger said : "I was the President of the XXXX, XXXX, the world's most powerful people. In my country history is also the most intelligent President. My country and the world cannot do if i die, So I must not die. "

Finished, repeat the previous two moves, jump aircraft.

Pope Benedict was the fourth passenger.

He turned to the fifth passenger ─ a 10-year-old children, said : "I am Pope, I have old, I have done a part of life. You look so young, such as rising life, a bright future; As a religious sentiment of the people, I leave you with the last of a parachute! "

The children replied : "no, we have two parachutes. Earlier the most powerful, most intelligent, the most important president, He took my bags and jumped on……. "

Rely on the self-righteous right in this world who only see their own interests and personal preference. imposition of collective society.

Many of the tragedy, it appears.

The President is one, but not the only one.

Obstinate and stubborn, and thought to do good, but so is the bad.

Their hearts believe in "their" doctrines; Superman their rise to the level of trying to dominate the other's life.

Ultimately, the destruction caused by the results.